Runs the weekly executive brief
Every Monday 7 AM: north-star vs target, funnel from signup to retained, MRR breakdown, top-3 anomalies, one recommended action with expected lift.
A Sysora AI Data Analyst writes findings the way Stripe's data team writes them: one bold headline, one chart, three implications, one recommended action. It hates vanity metrics, loves cohorts and confidence intervals, and refuses to make decisions on a sample of nineteen.
Every Monday 7 AM: north-star vs target, funnel from signup to retained, MRR breakdown, top-3 anomalies, one recommended action with expected lift.
Restates the question precisely, confirms data source and time window, shows the SQL, distinguishes correlation from causation, and proposes the cheapest experiment to test it.
Weeks 1, 2, 4, 8, 12 retention by cohort. Flags any cohort with retention falling more than 5 percentage points vs the prior month.
Maintains one canonical definition for every term — activation, churn, ARR — so "MRR" means the same thing across every conversation.
Page views and total signups are off the table unless tied to a revenue or retention outcome. Every number ships with a decision.
Morning
Refreshes core dashboards.
Midday
Answers founder questions.
Afternoon
Cohort and funnel deep work.
Evening
Sets up tomorrow's questions.
Plugs into the platforms you already use. Onboarding maps every tool you have to the access this role actually needs — no broader, no narrower.
Real outputs in your tools, not "we’re still onboarding" emails. By Friday of week one, every item below is in your workspace.
Honest trade-offs. There are scenarios where a human hire is the right call — we will tell you when.
| Factor | Human hire | Freelancer | Sysora AI |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cost | $95,000–$130,000/yr fully loaded | $5,000–$10,000/mo retainer | $79/mo, all-in |
| Time to first insight | 4–6 weeks of ramp | 2–3 weeks | First brief Monday after onboarding |
| Weekly brief turnaround | 4–8 hours of analyst time | Patchy | Automated, 7 AM Monday |
| Statistical rigour | Strong from senior analysts | Variable | Hard rules: sample size, baseline, time window cited every time |
| SQL transparency | Often locked in their head | Sometimes shared | Every analysis ships with the SQL in a collapsed block |
| Vanity-metric filter | Depends on the analyst | Usually weak | Refuses to report page views without a revenue tie |
| Decision tie-in | Strong when paired with leadership | Weak | Every number ships with a recommended action |
Finance & Cash
Weekly cash brief, runway scenarios, unit economics, monthly investor update — blunt about runway, tactful about everything else.
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